Salem Witch Museum: Kid-friendly scares

Salem Witch Museum

No-so scary Salem Witch Museum

Happy Halloween!

To celebrate, I’m revisiting a post I did over a year ago about our visit to the Salem Witch Museum in Salem, Massachusetts. Touting itself as “Salem’s Most Visited Museum,” the Salem Witch Museum offers probably the best overview (with only a tiny bit of scary thrills) of the Salem Witch Trials of 1692.

Using dramatic lighting, a voiced-over narration, and life-sized figures, the Salem Witch Museum details the events leading up to the summer of 1692 when a group of bored girls accused their servant (and several others) of witchcraft. By the end of the hysteria, 19 men and women were hanged and 1 man, George Corey, was pressed to death.

The reenactment can be a little scary for younger visitors as the presentation/performance is done in dim light so know your kids and whether they can handle this kind of presentation. After the show, visitors are herded into an exhibit detailing the history of witchcraft and the ancient (and more modern) practice of Wicca.

And just to put a little bit of shiver into your Halloween, check out this statue of Roger Conant, the founder of Salem, located just outside the museum in the traffic circle . . .

Roger Conant statue

Roger Conant statue

. . . with his scary Pilgrim dress and stern face, it’s enough to put the “Boo!” in your Halloween.

Not-So-Scary Salem, Massachusetts

Salem, Massachusetts isn’t listed in Frommer’s 500 Places to Take Your Kids Before They Grow Up, but it’s too unique to miss if you’re visiting Boston.

I can’t think of a single person who didn’t have to slog through Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter or read Miller’s The Crucible at some point in their high school career, so we all know the stories.

But to read about these places is one thing, to actually SEE them is another.  Salem is a different take on colonial/Puritan life and teaches kids how narrow-minded people could (and unfortunately still can) be.

So after a short drive, we arrived in Salem and wound up at the Salem Witch Museum.

Twenty years ago, I went to the museum with my parents and it was spooky.  Scary.  And I must admit I was mildly terrified at the reenactments of high-strung girls accusing their servant of being a witch.  These girls had nothing better to do but make someone else miserable.  Think of it as cyber-bullying a la colonial times.

Unfortunately, I’m not sure what was different this time, but I was a little disappointed at how touristy it had become.    

Perhaps the special effects weren’t as ‘wowie’ after a steady diet of computer-generated magic at the movies.  Perhaps it was the over-emphasis on the Wiccan belief system in the museum they shuffled you through before finishing up in the store. (And naturally, we had to buy something that immediately broke ten minutes after we left – sigh)

Don’t get me wrong – the Salem Witch Museum was still better than the other so-called ‘museums’ that sprouted up since my last visit.  Those were all wax museums and were little better than over-priced haunted houses.  I mean, really – Frankenstein?  When did he ever show up in Salem?

The funny thing is that the Puritans (the picture to the right is of Roger Conant, Salem’s founder – a very spooky-looking guy) were so much scarier than those fake Hollywood monsters/witches/ghouls.  Still, I guess it sells.

If you go, be prepared for lots of stores dealing with the occult, wiccans, and pirates.  Yes, pirates.
Apparently they’re also big in Salem.  Go figure.

Afterwards, we wandered around on foot (there is a very nice parking garage next to the National Park office), had lunch, and made our way to a hidden gem – Nathaniel Hawthorne’s House of the Seven Gables.

I will be the first to admit – I haven’t read the book.  And after sitting on my bookshelf for so many years, I doubt I will unless I need to help my guys with an English paper.  That doesn’t mean I didn’t KNOW about the book – sort of.

I’ve wanted to go to this house for over twenty years after our bus tour whizzed by it and the guide said – ‘To your left is the House of the Seven Gables, once owned by Nathaniel Hawthorne.’  Fortunately, my family was willing to indulge me.

And guess what?

It’s the one thing they remember from their trip to Salem.

Why?

Because the house is cool.  Unlike Revere’s home in Boston, you actually get a feeling that someone lived here.  And best of all, there’s a hidden staircase.

Every kid loves hidden staircase and mine were no different.  The tour is quick (about an hour) and the gardens are gorgeous.  And though there are other cool things to do in Salem, this was enough for my guys.

Next:  Knowing When to say ‘When’ or Why We Missed Old Sturbridge Village

USS Constitution: Visiting ‘Old Ironsides’ is a Must


At the end of the Freedom Trail in Boston is the USS Constitution, also known as ‘Old Ironsides’.

This grand lady of the seas is the oldest commissioned ship in the US Navy and still on active duty.  She’s taken out once a year to maintain her status. 
On a previous trip to Boston, I’d seen her, but not had the chance to tour the ship because the line was incredibly long.  This time around, the line was still long, but we were determined to wait – especially since she was #268 in Frommer’s 500 Places to Take Your Kids Before They Grow Up.
Tours are led by sailors in the US Navy and it’s considered quite a honor to serve here.  All the sailors wear the traditional naval uniform from the 1800′s (as you can see from the picture).  When I asked which was more comfortable – then or now – all I got was a smile.  
Our tour guide led us through the ship, explaining her history and how she got her nickname ‘Old Ironsides’.  (It has to do with the unique combination of woods used on her hull).  He described her battles with amazing detail and provided an excellent window into a sailor’s life. 
Does she deserve to be on the ’500 List’?
Absolutely.  The ship is pristine and an amazing voyage into the past. 
While on board, you can marvel at the numerous cannons she carried, pretend to captain the ship, and experience history.  My guys were amazed at the sparse conditions and the tight quarters for the ‘regular sailors’.  
As for me, I was stunned to learn that during one of Boston’s famous nor’easters, the Constitution broke her moorings and collided with a current battleship moored in the harbor. 
The end result?
Constitution – 1, Battleship – 0
Old Ironsides didn’t have a scratch and the newer battleship looked like it had gone through a war!
Wow!
To finish off our experience, we visited the USS Constitution Museum located on the dock next to the ship.  If you have tired kids (like we did), head directly up to the top level where the more ‘hands-on’ displays are located.  My guys climbed into hammocks, tied knots, and got an excellent understanding of a sailor’s life in the 1800′s – trust me, it definitely wasn’t glamorous, and nothing like the movies.
Fourteen places visited, 486 to go.
Next:  Witches and a Scarlet Letter in Salem, Massachusetts
  
 
   

Boston Common & The Freedom Trail: Walking Through History

Boston Common (#60 Old Edition, #59 New Edition of Frommer’s 500 Places to Take Your Kids Before They Grow Up) is one of America’s oldest parks and it’s a wonderful place to spend a lazy Saturday morning.

Kids can feed the ducks before scampering around the sculpture dedicated to Robert McCloskey’s Make Way For Ducklings.  The swan boats can take you on a leisurely journey around the pond.  Or you can just lie on the grass and soak up the sunshine.

Unfortunately, our morning wasn’t leisurely and we had things to do and places to see.  And for us, Boston Common was the starting point for a three mile walk through downtown Boston, also known as the Freedom Trail.

This is where my penchant for planning actually cost us, and we gave a de facto donation to some organization.  I had planned to take a walking tour with a costumed guide and paid for it online.  But miracle of miracles, we were not only on time, but actually running about an hour early.

At the central meeting spot (the beginning of the Freedom Trail in Boston Common), I went in to pick up our tickets and realized a DIFFERENT guide was starting in about 15 minutes.

Hmmm. . . wait an hour or pay for a second tour and leave now.

Time is precious to our family (and there’s not THAT much too do in the park), so we chose to make a donation and paid for the second tour.

Sigh.

Wait a second.  This is an almost three-mile walk with lots of history – aren’t my kids going to be bored?

Not if you’ve got a good guide.  And oh my goodness, we had a great one.  He made history come alive even for my little five-year old.

We tromped through cemeteries, passed by the Paul Revere House (more on that later), and ended just past the Old North Church on the hill overlooking Boston Harbor.  Throughout, he wove a tale detailing the beginning of the American Revolution.

At the site of the Boston Massacre, he used my boys as examples of what the kids of the time were doing – throwing sticks and stones at the Redcoats.  When we got to the Old North Church, we closed our eyes and imagined a fleet of British ships turning away when they saw the cannons from Fort Ticonderoga.

For those who don’t want to do the entire trail, pick and choose.  But may I also suggest bribery?

By the time we hit the Paul Revere House, my little one was flagging, but we were oh so close to the end of the tour.  A quick negotiation with him bought us some extra time.

A Boston Red Sox hat?  Deal.  Throw in a David Ortiz shirt and he promised not to complain the entire day.  Done.  And the older one?  He tends to benefit from his younger brother’s bargaining skills.

  By the time we reached the Old North Church, we were tired and more than ready for lunch in Boston’s Little Italy.  We backtracked (remember, we missed the Paul Revere House) and ate an ENORMOUS lunch.

With our tummies full, our feet rested, and the hats bought (we held off on the shirts – have to have some form of carrot), we headed over to the Paul Revere House (#379 New Edition).

The Paul Revere House wasn’t in the first edition, and honestly, I’m not sure why it made the second, unless it was a token nod to the Freedom Trail (which SHOULD be in the books).

It is, quite simply, a house.

And because so many people are herded through it like cattle, you get very little time to look and ask questions before you’re shepherded into the next room.


  I think we spent about 30 minutes there from start to finish.

And while it was interesting to see the home of an important player in the American Revolution, if you only visit the house without seeing the rest of the Freedom Trail, you lose a sense of what it means.

In other words, it becomes just a house with some really pretty silverware scattered throughout.

My opinion?

While I’m glad we saw it (and knocked it off our list), I’d bypass it if one is running short on time because the next place we went is an absolute MUST-SEE:  The USS Constitution, also known as Old Ironsides.

Thirteen places visited, 487 to go.

Next:  Old Ironsides:  A Grand Lady of the Seas

The Mayflower & Plimouth Plantation: Travel Long Ago

Somehow I think the Pilgrims had an easier time getting to America than we did traveling the I-95 corridor to Plymouth, Massachusetts on Labor Day weekend, 2007.

Like a large percentage of Americans, we didn’t have a car with GPS (we do now, thank goodness) and I had looked at a map before we left to plan our route.  Pretty simple – I-95 North to Providence, Rhode Island, grab Route 44 East and take it all the way into Plymouth.  Once there, I felt confident we could find the Mayflower. (Or rather, the Mayflower 2, since the one on display is a reconstruction).

Unfortunately, you know what they say about the best-laid plans – they don’t take into account road construction.

Our exit in Providence was closed, so we were detoured past the Capitol building.  All went well until the orange detour signs just . . . disappeared.  Like into thin air.  And we were stuck in the middle of downtown Providence with no clue how to get out and onto Route 44.

I felt like Bugs Bunny when he always says “I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”

We kept circling around, looking for signs, but nothing.  Finally, I spotted an Avis rental place and we begged a map from them.  We still managed to get lost.

An hour later, we were on our way to Plymouth, looking for food because the gang in the back seat was getting hungry.  Guess how many roadside food stops there are on Route 44?

If you guessed not many, you’d be right.

But at last!  Plymouth and a pizza place.  How the Pilgrims sailed across an ocean for weeks at a time, I have no idea.  But we reminded the guys how lucky they were when we showed them the cramped interiors of the Mayflower.      


There are costumed guides on the ship available to answer any questions, but what is most powerful is the size.  It’s just so small to have traveled with so many people.  They were cramped and tired and then when they got here, there wasn’t a nice hotel with a swimming pool to laze around in.

We spent about an hour on the ship and the information panels detailing the voyage, then moseyed over to the famous Plymouth Rock.

It’s in a protective little area and you can’t actually touch it, but if you bend over the railing, you get a halfway decent view of . . . a rock.

Whether this is the real rock they landed near isn’t the point.  It’s the idea that in 1620, hardy men, women, and children left to find freedom.  That’s the concept I wanted to convey to my guys, but I admit, it’s a little easier for them to understand when you follow up a visit to the Mayflower with Plimouth Plantation.

It’s at Plimouth Plantation, where you can visit a  historical recreation of an English village seven years after they arrived AND a Wampanoag homesite that you get a better understanding of life back in 1627.

Why 1627?  Because by then they had built houses and a fort.  In 1620, all you’d see is grass and who wants to look at that?

At the visitor center, we felt it was important to get an overview of what happened before we wandered through the historical recreations (it’s self-guided).  By spending some time reading and listening to both perspectives of English settlement in the ‘new land’, the guys went way beyond the traditional Thanksgiving story (which is not exactly popular with the Wampanoag).

  The Wampanoag homesite isn’t staffed by actors dressed up in costume.  These are real Native Americans from the Wampanoag tribe sharing their culture, their history, and their past in traditional clothing.  Before we went into any areas, we hammered this point into our boys.

 Respect for another’s culture and traditions is probably the best thing gained from traveling.  This was my boys’ beginning.

Inside the wetus (or houses), you’ll see storytellers and learn centuries-old techniques for drying herbs and making boats.  Asking questions is important, and my boys asked several including simple ones like ‘What are you doing?’ to a man stripping reeds for a boat.

Separated by a wooden wall, you then pass into the recreation of an English village, circa 1627.  The costumed actors have taken on the histories and roles of village people and you can wander around, going into homes, and asking questions.

The role players do a pretty good job of staying in their role.  Tell them about airplanes and they’ll scoff at you, telling you it’s the devil’s work to think men can fly.  They’ll also test your knowledge.

When one person asked where we were from and my oldest said New York, they remarked that we didn’t look Dutch.  I had to pause until I realized that around that period in history, New York was settled by the Dutch.

The kids also were amazed by the lack of space.  One room and how many people?  Add to that the list of chores they would have to do if they lived back in 1627 and my guys were more than happy to return to present day.

The Mayflower and Plimouth Plantation – it gave a whole new meaning to the concept of Thanksgiving. For more info:  http://www.plimouth.org

Eleven ‘places’ visited, 489 to go.

Next:  Boston Common and the Freedom Trail